How To End Up Imitating Bob Dylan In Concert With Frank Zappa

it's quite a simple path, in fact.
first, you audition for frank.
okay...strike the word simple.
you rehearse for 3 months with frank.
on friday nights you go home with frank
to work on next week's material.
if you're lucky he may show you
one of his upcoming new songs.

frank does not play guitar
and sing at the same time.
he either plays or sings, but not both.
you discover why.
when frank plays and sings
he sounds like an injured folk artist.
so, as frank sings his new upcoming
injured folk song called flakes,
you begin to follow him and sing along
but you do so in a bob dylan voice.

likely frank will crack up and say, "that's it! that's in the show."